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* He is a gentleman.
* He is confident.
* He is a provider and protector.
* He is rich and powerful.
* He owns everything, there is nothing He wouldn't do for me.
* He perfects all things concerning me.
* He anticipates my wants and needs.
* Every day He tells me and shows me how much He loves me.
* I don't have to perform in order to earn His love.
* He keeps all of His promises.
* No one can influence His opinion of me.
* He is the ultimate intimate partner.
* He can't "disown" me because I am a part of Him.
* He prepares a table before ME (Selah).
* He covers me and doesn't expose me.
* He wrote his loving words down so that I'll never forget how He feels about me!
now that's love. any man, who wants pointers on how to love a woman, should study god. |
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| This is amazing. Hold onto your hats!!
1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.
8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23.
Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my
pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
Aww wow. :)
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| have you ever encountered someone you wanted to forget?
someone who wanted so much from you, but you just shyed away and didn't
want to reach out?
i have.
last year i went to a shooting camp and met a kid who i will call
"Ben." Ben was very hyper and crazy (alot like me) but he was overly
loving and overly touchy. i mean, i like talking to people and i love
it when people pay attention to me, but he was too much. every time he
saw me he would walk up to me and hug me and kiss me on the cheek...and
it was really awkward for me. he was also a Christian (as am I). he
would always be saying, "isn't God just awesome?" and "Praise the
Lord!" all the time for everything. since we were some of the only
Christians that we knew of at the camp, he determined that we had to
hang out all the time. he made up a name for me (ehka) and he would
follow me and my friends around. Eventually we had to resolve to hiding
under bushes to get away from him. after a while i tried to pull away
from him. every time he reached out to me, i would just pull back. he
was just too weird, too happy, too...much for me.
For weeks after camp he would IM me and call me Ehka babe and just
leave me bunches of Bible verses. I didn't really respond to him.
well, today, one of my friends from that came IMed me. he was like,
"Hey, did you hear what happened to *Ben*?" And I thought, oh great,
what has he done now...and I said, "GOSH lol What did he do now? Get
arrested or something hehe!"
My friend didn't respond for a little bit...and then he said, "Ben committed suicide yesterday."
To tell you the truth, I couldn't believe it. How could Ben do that
kind of thing? He was sooo OVERLY happy and so loving and so...i don't
know. But now that I look back at it, he was only reaching out to me
because he falling fast into Satan's grip. He wanted to be loved the
way he showed me love. He wanted to be happy like I was happy.
So he faked it. All week long.
I am so unworthy to think that I am such a perfect Christian. I am so
lost. To think that I could have saved him by just giving up my stupid
pride and my time with my girlfriends to talk to him like he
wanted...it makes me scream and cry inside.
My name is now Ehka. And I will treasure it. And as soon as I get to
Heaven, the first thing I'll ask Jesus is for the directions to his
house.
Here's a song by Nichole Nordeman that conveys my feelings to him almost perfectly.
Hold On
It will find you at the bottom of a bottle
It will find you at the needle's end
It will find you when you beg and steal and borrow
It will follow you into a stranger's bed
It will find you when they serve you with the papers
It will find you when the locks have changed again
It will find you when you've called in all your favors
It will meet you at the bridge's highest ledge
So baby don't look down, it's a long way
The sun will come around to a new day
So hold on
Love will find you
Hold on
He's right behind you now
Just turn around
And love will find you
It will find you when the doctor's head is shaking
It will find you in a boardroom, mostly dead
It will crawl into the foxhole where you're praying
It will curl up in your halfway empty bed
So baby don't believe that it's over
Maybe you can't see 'round the corner?
To hang between two thieves in the darkness
Love must believe you are worth it |
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| happy singles awareness day! whooters :)
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| so i was in a hurry today.
and i had a greasy shiny face.
and it was gross.
so i got my mom's face powder stuff and rushed to my bathroom...
only to find i didn't have a poofy thing to put the stuff on with.
and like i said, i was in a hurry.
so i opened a drawer, and lo and behold, one of my socks was sitting there.
so i put face powder on with a sock.
..i thought it was amusing.
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